Loading profile…
@swarmister · Unclaimed · Rank #49 (Top 56%) · All time · 30 days horizon How it’s ranked
Satoshi Nakamoto is God, and I am His apostle
Coverage 8 May 2026 – 10 Nov 2026
Calls
72
6 pending · 0 unresolved
Hit rate
54.2%
39 correct / 33 incorrect · 0 neutral
ROI
+0.7%
Average return per call: what following every call with an equal stake returned
Max drawdown
−1.5%
Worst peak-to-trough of following every call, as a share of the stake
Streak
0
Right calls in a row, newest first; neutral results are skipped
Coverage
186d
8 May 2026 – 10 Nov 2026
Best call
+29.8%“$ETH 1H looks good, slightly bullish (locally) Within the current range, a Type 1 re-accumulation is forming according to one of my indicators. This bounce is highly likely to act as a catalyst for the further development of upward Order Flow and create optimal conditions for opening a high-quality long position. Targets: $1,920, $1,928, $1,936, $1,954. The action plan is outlined on the chart.”
Worst call
-41.3%“$SOL 15m The asset is showing local signs of relative weakness. Within the current price range, a corrective move toward the Point of Interest (POI) is expected. Its subsequent rebalancing will most likely act as a catalyst for the further development of downward Order Flow and create optimal conditions for opening a short position.”
Every token @swarmister has called, most recent first. The badge is their latest call on it. 3 tokens, all time.
Last called 6 Nov 2026 · 66 calls since 9 May 2026
26 bullish · 40 bearish
Last called 3 Nov 2026 · 23 calls since 9 May 2026
11 bullish · 12 bearish
Last called 22 Oct 2026 · 9 calls since 9 May 2026
2 bullish · 7 bearish
By month resolved · 30 days horizon
214 records · every scored call links to its source post and price evidence
| Posted (UTC) | Call | Asset | Direction | Price at post | Horizon | Price at horizon | Return | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 Jun 2026, 13:10 | “$ETH W Is this a bull market? Or is it just altszn? I can't tell. Set limit orders to buy ETH at $800-1100 and BTC at $30000-40000. That should be an easy and quick 30-40% gain from there. https://t.co/6c6XqLllz8” |
Think your calls are better?
Get ranked on the same rules, or challenge @swarmister head to head.
All time · 30d
| BTC |
| ▼ Bearish |
| — |
| 30d |
| — |
| — |
| unscored |
| 5 Jun 2026, 13:10 | “$ETH W Is this a bull market? Or is it just altszn? I can't tell. Set limit orders to buy ETH at $800-1100 and BTC at $30000-40000. That should be an easy and quick 30-40% gain from there. https://t.co/6c6XqLllz8” | ETH | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 5 Jun 2026, 11:07 | “Nobody gives a damn about Bitcoin because it’s become way too manipulable. People who bought it did so to profit from the price increase, and that’s exactly why the price went up. Now that its returns are MULTIPLE times lower (actually negative) compared to the SPX, it’s falling even faster. Crypto is just one of the tools used to take money from ordinary people.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 5 Jun 2026, 07:53 | “This is exactly what I was talking about. The developers are lazy retards, and yet some indian managed to pull this off with just a $20 subscription to Claude. Just imagine how much money he could have made. And the main question for me is: what’s the next project? https://t.co/LUtfq7c8UO https://t.co/RGMhqpzENA” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 4 Jun 2026, 17:03 | “I’ll throw out some market takes based on what I’m seeing. Honestly, I still think the market goes lower. Even $30k BTC doesn’t sound crazy to me anymore. Why not? Right now almost all liquidity from every corner of the market is flowing straight into the U.S. stock market pump. It’s hard to imagine there’s enough liquidity left for crypto when the main objective seems to be keeping the AI bubble alive and pushing equities even higher. The real collapse probably comes only after the major players get their IPO exits. Until then, all we’ll keep seeing is CZ, BaSe, and every other player at that level launching or pumping their own garbage, finding fresh idiots to dump on, and unloading bags into them. That’s not a healthy market. When you’re not getting beaten by other players, but by the casino itself, something is fundamentally wrong. Now add the fact that there’s still no shortage of people waiting for alt season. They’re sitting there, hoping. Here’s a question for all the altcoin believers: if someone gave you the ability to rewind time, and you kept rewinding it over and over, growing old while absolutely nothing changed, what would you do? That said, crypto is still the most insane opportunity market on Earth. You’ll probably say, “Swarmik, you’re an idiot.” But here’s the thing: because of all the AI-generated garbage, project quality has become even worse. Teams leave behind absolutely ridiculous exploits without even realizing it. It’s basically “walk in, steal liquidity, walk out.” Just look at how many projects have been “hacked.” You’d spend all day listing them. The scammer’s job is simple: find where some outsourced developer screwed up and extract liquidity. Although, personally, I think a lot of the time it’s the project teams themselves doing it. Markets wash out the weak and the stupid. We’re simply in an evolutionary phase where weak genes die and strong ones move forward.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | $63,447 | 30d | $63,221 | -0.4% | correct |
| 4 Jun 2026, 01:38 | “I have to admit I was a fan of his back when he was the one driving the price up, and I'm not talking about the random TWAPs from last year. I don't even remember how long he's been doing that, and it doesn't really matter. But as soon as he hit an ATH and started the machine of endless Bitcoin purchases, I became absolutely certain that printing money endlessly to fund these buys is simply impossible. No matter how profitable his shares may be. Saylor remains the biggest problem for the market. (And the buybacks are really bad, too.) Although I think Saylor will be able to survive this bear market.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 4 Jun 2026, 00:47 | “$HYPE has reached the best entry point for a short position I hope It has performed very strongly during this Bitcoin downturn, but it will also correct. https://t.co/4OIAu1YmF1 https://t.co/nAF6AAqtfN” | BTC | ▲ Bullish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 2 Jun 2026, 20:47 | “That’s exactly what I’m talking about. People think about growth because, by nature, you’re drawn to the color yellow, since it’s the color of the sun = warmth, or you want to live where there’s more green, since that’s nature and therefore a suitable place to live. In trading, it works the same way, and those damn market makers know how to lure you into a trap.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 2 Jun 2026, 20:43 | “$BTC and goys. Goy will think there should be a technical bounce here, but in reality, the chart isn’t forming any kind of rounding pattern at all. That is, among ordinary retail traders and low-quality traders, and we see this happen VERY often, when there are so many liquidations of long positions, the thought in their heads is, “No, it has to bounce back now.” The trap lies in the fact that OI is rising, which means people are thinking that, for example, the price has reacted in these areas before, and so on. In reality, they’re being sold a false hope, and the price will simply wipe them out. Yes, we might see a small rally, but know that it will be a deception. People are naturally inclined to believe in growth, because it’s positive. Reality works differently. That’s the lesson here.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 2 Jun 2026, 18:00 | “My friend Marmot sees it this way, but I think even that’s too optimistic. Although I trust him and tend to believe he’s either right or very close to being right. I’d bet on a rise to 70k at most, and even that’s optimistic. I don’t want to be guided by feelings and guesswork, I have a very large short position, and I’m protecting it.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | — | 30d | — | — | unscored |
| 2 Jun 2026, 17:34 | “$BTC Upd. I’m showing you the useless monthly timeframe again (opinion) I think we’re seeing a local reversal right now, but it’s just to let the price rebalance before continuing its downward slide. I’d still really like to see 79.5 first, but to be honest, there isn’t a single argument in favor of that. The targets are clear.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | $67,356 | 30d | $61,605 | -8.5% | correct |
| 2 Jun 2026, 16:02 | “But in my opinion, $hype will go up just a little bit, while $sol will drop sharply. At that point, the price will be exactly the same as when you and your friend touched dicks, and everyone will suddenly realize that these are TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PRODUCTS hahahaha https://t.co/wiuFtVXLgx” | SOL | ▼ Bearish | $76.60 | 30d | $80.48 | +5.1% | incorrect |
| 1 Jun 2026, 15:45 | “@ryzzqq 10.10 became a turning point for me. And those weekly timeframes… they’re just insane, hahaha https://t.co/1FVl2StwVX” | SOL | ▼ Bearish | $79.48 | 30d | $77.36 | -2.7% | correct |
| 30 May 2026, 08:20 | “Your thesis on buying a particular asset has already crossed the minds of those who are currently down 70–90%, or perhaps even 99%. Of course, I think the best times to buy, or rather to ‘invest’, if you can even call it that in crypto… it’s more like speculation. Overall, I think the best time is August through November. I’m not expecting a repeat of 10.10, but I think the price of most assets will drop by at least 30–50%. (I want to buy Solana at $56 when I see it.) However, understand that even if you see prices as potentially attractive right now, or if a project has broken through some imaginary resistance level… that doesn’t mean it won’t drop. Yes, prices may rise in the next 1–2 weeks, and it will seem like they’ve risen sharply. But just remember that for most projects, even the highest-quality ones, to reach their peaks, they need to achieve 10x, 20x, or 50x growth. and there are always idiots who bought at the top. Think about who might be working against the growth: those poor people who simply bought before you, most likely with the exact same arguments you have in your head. Remember that these charts I’m referencing are the very embodiment of crypto. I’m not leaving the party, and I’m not even thinking about it. I love the volatility; I need it. But I don’t view the last two years of crypto as an investment in something useful. In my view, utility currently makes sense in projects that indirectly (without a direct goal) help developers take money from retail investors. For example, Hyperliquid, but simply because it’s an exchange and the best one right now, and it’s also VERY necessary for Trump along with TradeXYZ; both tools were literally essential for him. Think about it.” | SOL | ▼ Bearish | $82.11 | 30d | $72.62 | -11.6% | correct |
| 26 May 2026, 07:28 | “$BTC opinion (1M TF) Thh, I don’t even know how you can be bullish until this zone is tested. Your most optimistic scenario will take us to $79.5k, and that’s the absolute maximum, and even then, it’s just to open a short position. There’s no other way. I think the plan of action is clear.” | BTC | ▼ Bearish | $76,630 | 30d | $61,817 | -19.3% | correct |
