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@swarmister · Unclaimed · Rank #74 (Top 84%) · All time · 4 hours horizon How it’s ranked
Satoshi Nakamoto is God, and I am His apostle
Coverage 8 May 2026 – 11 Nov 2026
Calls
78
0 pending · 0 unresolved
Hit rate
39.7%
31 correct / 47 incorrect · 0 neutral
ROI
-0.2%
Average return per call: what following every call with an equal stake returned
Max drawdown
−0.2%
Worst peak-to-trough of following every call, as a share of the stake
Streak
0
Right calls in a row, newest first; neutral results are skipped
Coverage
186d
8 May 2026 – 11 Nov 2026
Best call
+2.4%“$ETH looks even stronger than $BTC. It had been building up toward a breakout at 2k and accumulated enough momentum to surge all the way to the HVN around 2300. D1 TF And if we push a little harder, we’re not far from a breakout on W1 TF On a more local scale, Ether has reached resistance from above, and it would be desirable to see a pullback to the 2,100–2,150 zone now, to test the breakout volume. H4 TF”
Worst call
-2.3%“$BTC Smol upd So, a retest has occurred, we might head lower now I don’t have any long positions, and I won’t even be considering them in the near future I need to see how it reacts at 55k to figure out if it’s worth dipping into the +-70k range. This still won’t be the final bottom for the summer; the market might just rise locally up to 70k.”
Every token @swarmister has called, most recent first. The badge is their latest call on it. 3 tokens, all time.
Last called 6 Nov 2026 · 66 calls since 9 May 2026
26 bullish · 40 bearish
Last called 3 Nov 2026 · 23 calls since 9 May 2026
11 bullish · 12 bearish
Last called 22 Oct 2026 · 9 calls since 9 May 2026
2 bullish · 7 bearish
By month resolved · 4 hours horizon
214 records · every scored call links to its source post and price evidence
| Posted (UTC) | Call | Asset | Direction | Price at post | Horizon | Price at horizon | Return | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 May 2026, 14:28 | “What kind of bull market and reversal are we talking about? Okay. Take any altcoin. Whether it’s $STRK, $ARB, or any other piece of crap where some idiot found a “tech stack” or a “revolution.” All this shit has the exact same chart. Downward, and then even further downward. $ZRO, $DYDX, projects that have been around for several years, look exactly the same. There are also those that simply crashed to the bottom from day one. $BLUR, $SUI, and all the rest of that junk. All this time, project teams and local market makers were peddling their tech to idiots and taking their money. And the suckers were left with a pile of shitty tokens in their wallets. If you suddenly get the idea that the market is about to make a sharp turnaround and start rising, ask yourself a simple question. All this time, this whole garbage heap was being sold to someone. These tokens haven’t been in the teams’ wallets for a long time. They’re sitting with the people who got stuck up to their ears. And if growth starts, this whole mass of suckers will hinder the upward movement. They’ll need to get out of their hole. Everywhere you look, there’s a crowd of people stuck. And letting them out, in my opinion, is just illogical. I’ve been voicing one simple idea for a long time. BTC can be worth whatever it wants, and so can Ether. But all this crap is going to keep rolling downhill. The people who came looking for a “life-changing” opportunity a couple of years ago weren’t buying Bitcoin or Solana. They were buying altcoins that were advertised by other suckers just like them. Check out YouTube. There are tons of stories about how people who had never had anything to do with crypto in their lives lost everything. Go to Telegram search and type “averaging down” or “buying more.” And see how many people keep jumping on the next scam in the hope that at least something will rebound lmao” |
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All time · 4h
| BTC |
| ▼ Bearish |
| $80,313 |
| 4h |
| $81,020 |
| +0.9% |
| incorrect |
| 9 May 2026, 14:28 | “What kind of bull market and reversal are we talking about? Okay. Take any altcoin. Whether it’s $STRK, $ARB, or any other piece of crap where some idiot found a “tech stack” or a “revolution.” All this shit has the exact same chart. Downward, and then even further downward. $ZRO, $DYDX, projects that have been around for several years, look exactly the same. There are also those that simply crashed to the bottom from day one. $BLUR, $SUI, and all the rest of that junk. All this time, project teams and local market makers were peddling their tech to idiots and taking their money. And the suckers were left with a pile of shitty tokens in their wallets. If you suddenly get the idea that the market is about to make a sharp turnaround and start rising, ask yourself a simple question. All this time, this whole garbage heap was being sold to someone. These tokens haven’t been in the teams’ wallets for a long time. They’re sitting with the people who got stuck up to their ears. And if growth starts, this whole mass of suckers will hinder the upward movement. They’ll need to get out of their hole. Everywhere you look, there’s a crowd of people stuck. And letting them out, in my opinion, is just illogical. I’ve been voicing one simple idea for a long time. BTC can be worth whatever it wants, and so can Ether. But all this crap is going to keep rolling downhill. The people who came looking for a “life-changing” opportunity a couple of years ago weren’t buying Bitcoin or Solana. They were buying altcoins that were advertised by other suckers just like them. Check out YouTube. There are tons of stories about how people who had never had anything to do with crypto in their lives lost everything. Go to Telegram search and type “averaging down” or “buying more.” And see how many people keep jumping on the next scam in the hope that at least something will rebound lmao” | SOL | ▼ Bearish | $93.01 | 4h | $93.57 | +0.6% | incorrect |
| 9 May 2026, 14:28 | “What kind of bull market and reversal are we talking about? Okay. Take any altcoin. Whether it’s $STRK, $ARB, or any other piece of crap where some idiot found a “tech stack” or a “revolution.” All this shit has the exact same chart. Downward, and then even further downward. $ZRO, $DYDX, projects that have been around for several years, look exactly the same. There are also those that simply crashed to the bottom from day one. $BLUR, $SUI, and all the rest of that junk. All this time, project teams and local market makers were peddling their tech to idiots and taking their money. And the suckers were left with a pile of shitty tokens in their wallets. If you suddenly get the idea that the market is about to make a sharp turnaround and start rising, ask yourself a simple question. All this time, this whole garbage heap was being sold to someone. These tokens haven’t been in the teams’ wallets for a long time. They’re sitting with the people who got stuck up to their ears. And if growth starts, this whole mass of suckers will hinder the upward movement. They’ll need to get out of their hole. Everywhere you look, there’s a crowd of people stuck. And letting them out, in my opinion, is just illogical. I’ve been voicing one simple idea for a long time. BTC can be worth whatever it wants, and so can Ether. But all this crap is going to keep rolling downhill. The people who came looking for a “life-changing” opportunity a couple of years ago weren’t buying Bitcoin or Solana. They were buying altcoins that were advertised by other suckers just like them. Check out YouTube. There are tons of stories about how people who had never had anything to do with crypto in their lives lost everything. Go to Telegram search and type “averaging down” or “buying more.” And see how many people keep jumping on the next scam in the hope that at least something will rebound lmao” | ETH | ▼ Bearish | $2,308 | 4h | $2,336 | +1.2% | incorrect |
| 9 May 2026, 14:26 | “A general market overview and how I plan to trade over the next six months $BTC + $ETH + $SOL + all alts All that’s happened over the last couple of years is a massive withdrawal of liquidity from the market. Just look at Solana, for starters. Basically, they pumped that crap up to, roughly speaking, the point of no return. And all this time, there were shittcoins being sold to all sorts of nobodies who entered the market hoping to make some untold riches here. Well, in the end, we all know that these Solana memes crashed to zero. In other words, someone has been draining liquidity from the market all this time. (Below this post, I’ll repost ALL the links to my posts with my final analysis, otherwise, it’s impossible to read. I’ll get to English level C1 within the next year and start making YouTube videos, because it’s hard to convey so much information in a text-based post.)” | SOL | ▼ Bearish | — | 4h | — | — | unscored |
