Published 14 Aug 2026, 14:03 UTC · fetched 6 Nov 2026, 14:18 UTC
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🎃 Everybody wants to talk about Uptober, but nobody wants to talk about the month we are ACTUALLY sitting in. August, all 16 years of it: Median return -5.6% Green only 25% of the time It is Bitcoin's single WORST month on the calendar. - - - September is barely better at -3.3% and green 38% of the time, so the next six weeks are historically the ugliest stretch of the year. Then October turns up with a +15.6% median and green 69% of the time, which makes it the best month Bitcoin has. 📈 Two more weeks of August disgust, friends? Hang in there! 🦀🦀🦀View original on X ↗
Deterministic: the same prices and policy always give the same result
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Only the end-of-horizon price counts. A brief move followed by a reversal is not a success. Read the methodology
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